Does love make you happy? For a fun honeymoon, drop these quotes, which apply to all couples in love, in a conversation or a love letter.
Women have their opinion
“It doesn’t matter what you do in the room as long as you don’t do it in the street and scare the horses.” – Mrs. Patrick Campbell
Never go to bed angry, stay awake and fight. – Phyllis Diller
“You’d be surprised how much it costs to look so cheap.” – Dolly Parton
“We can’t really love anyone without whom we never laugh.” – Alice Reppler
I love being married. It’s great to find a special person that you want to tease for the rest of your life. ” – Rita Rudner
«The people that people have for friends.
Your common sense is scared
but people with
it is the strangest people of all who are getting married.
– Charlotte Perkins Gilman
«Love is like mercury in the hand. Leave your fingers open and stay. Grab it and it runs away. – Dorothy Parker
“There will be sex after death, we just can’t feel it.” – Lily Tomlin
«A bride at her second wedding does not wear a veil. He wants to see what he’s getting. – Helen Rowland
Don’t threaten me with love, baby. We are going to walk in the rain. – Billie Holiday
Oh life is a glorious song cycle
a mix of extemporanea;
And love is something that can never go wrong
and I am Marie from Romania ».
– Dorothy Parker
“Marriage is a good institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.” – Mae West
My heart is in the right place. I know, because I hid it there. – Carrie Fisher
Don’t marry a man to reform him. That’s what reform schools are for. – Mae West
Men’s quotes worth reading
“A light heart lives long.” – William Shakespeare
“To be in love is simply to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia.” – HL Mencken
“Love has the power to make you believe what you would normally deal with with the deepest suspicion.” – Mirabeau
«I hate ‘love letters’. I think one of the causes of poor mental health in America is that people have been raised with ‘love letters’. – Frank Zappa
“I would like to see any type of man, distinguishable from a gorilla, of whom some good and even pretty woman could not make a husband.” – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
“A woman might well propose: her husband will claim he did.” – Edgar Watson Howe
“My wife and I have sex almost every day of the week,” Milton Berle once said. “Yes, almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday.”
“If you kiss a politician, remember this: not only are you kissing him, you are kissing every butt he has kissed in the last eight years.” – Jay Leno
«To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. Suffering is suffering. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer too much happiness. I hope this is looked down upon. – Woody Allen, Love and Death
“Laugh often and love a lot … appreciate beauty, find the best in others, give yourself … this is having been successful.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
From Moonstruck by John Patrick Shanley:
I.
Rose: Do you love him, Loretta?
Loretta Castorini: No.
Rose: Good. When you love them, they drive you crazy because they know they can do it.
II
Rose: Do you love him, Loretta?
Loretta Castorini: Aw, ma, I love him horrible.
Rose: Oh God that’s really bad.
“What feminine heart can despise gold?” – Thomas Gray
Do I prefer to be feared or loved? Both of them. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. – The office
“A 47-year-old woman who has been married for 27 years and has six children knows what love really is and once described it to me like this: ‘Love is what you’ve been through with someone'” – James Thurber
«The body, she says, is subject to the forces of gravity. But the soul is governed by lightness, pure. – Saul Bellow
“A happy home is one in which each spouse gives the possibility that the other is right, although neither believes it.” – Don Fraser
«Women like me because I make them laugh. And what is an orgasm, except the laughter of the loins? ” – Mickey Rooney
“The most lost day is the one in which we have not laughed.” – Nicolas Chamfort
“I’m not a smart man … but I know what love is .” – Forrest Gump
“You wouldn’t know love if it kicked your fangs.” – True Blood
Anonymous funny quotes
“Once you have loved someone, you would do anything in the world for him … except love him again.”
“Love is like war: easy to start but difficult to finish.”
“You cannot hide three things: cough, poverty and love.” – Yiddish proverb
“I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor’s eighth husband on their wedding night: I know what I’m supposed to do… I just have to find a way to make it interesting.” – many attributions
“No man is really married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.” – a stranger
“An old man who marries a young wife gets younger, but she gets older.” – popular saying
“It’s not uncommon for mild acquaintances to marry, but a couple really has to meet in order to get divorced.”
“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?” – a stranger
“There are three types of men who do not understand women: young, old, and middle-aged.” – Anonymous (and with good reason)
